Tifying

What is Tifying?

When a child tells a parent that they are doing something, for example a chore, when instead they are actually doing something else.

Derived from Tidying; to tidy, this came from a keyboard mistake, as the D and F are adjacent on qwerty keyboards

"Yes Dad, I am tidying my room" actually I'm Tifying! on the internet

See parent, children, tidying, lying

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