Tiger Stripes

What is Tiger Stripes?


1.

The unflushed remnants left in the toilet bowl after a particularly explosive poo. The polar opposite of a "four man bob."

Otherwise known as "scorch marks."

Muriel, fetch me the bleach. Some little bleeder has left tiger stripes in the khazi!

2.

When a man removes a used, bloody Rat Whistle from a menstrual girls fannyby the string using his teeth, then energetically shakes his head from side to side producing red, bloody Tiger Stripes on the face.

'Have you heard the good news? Dave's only gone and got his fucking tiger stripes!'

'Fuck off, I won't believe it!'

'No, it's true, here look at this polaroid, he looks like Tony the fucking Tiger'

'Thats Greaaat! I'll buy that fuckweed a pint next time I see him'

See tampon, period, oral sex, blood, fanny, cunt, lick

3.

The marks left after cutting yourself.

Only considered tiger stripes if they are horizontal and parallel (yet zig-zaggy) to each other.

We got them tiger stripes.

See emo, cutting, tiger, stripes, sad

4.

The new slang for "stretch marks".

I have an animal instinct so bad that I wouldn't mind having sex with a woman with stretch marks because to me their like tiger stripes.

See soulocutz, stretch, marks, women, models, SouloCutz

5.

stretch marks on the skin, which resemble the stripes on a tiger

Brenda just had a baby, now she has tiger stripes all over her stomach.

See crumb


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