What is Tiger Stripes?
1.
The unflushed remnants left in the toilet bowl after a particularly explosive poo. The polar opposite of a "four man bob."
Otherwise known as "scorch marks."
Muriel, fetch me the bleach. Some little bleeder has left tiger stripes in the khazi!
2.
When a man removes a used, bloody
'Have you heard the good news? Dave's only gone and got his fucking tiger stripes!'
'Fuck off, I won't believe it!'
'No, it's true, here look at this polaroid, he looks like Tony the fucking Tiger'
'Thats Greaaat! I'll buy that fuckweed a pint next time I see him'
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3.
The marks left after cutting yourself.
Only considered tiger stripes if they are horizontal and parallel (yet zig-zaggy) to each other.
We got them tiger stripes.
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4.
The new slang for "stretch marks".
I have an animal instinct so bad that I wouldn't mind having sex with a woman with stretch marks because to me their like tiger stripes.
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5.
stretch marks on the skin, which resemble the stripes on a tiger
Brenda just had a baby, now she has tiger stripes all over her stomach.
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