Tiger Tank

What is Tiger Tank?


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Formally known as the Panzer VI Tiger, all you really need to know is that if you were an Allied soldier in WW2 and you saw one and didn't have 5 buddies in Shermans you were royally f*cked. This beast packs in 100mm of armor compared to a Sherman's wimpy-ass 75mm. Also its packing a badass longass 88mm gun thats 16 feet long compared to a Sherman's 75mm like 3 foot gun. Ya know those flak 88s so famous in the war? Well the tiger's gun is one of those things. Ya, beastly. Even scarier, the guys in these monsters were the best in the German army, so "Tiger ace" is short for "Best of the Best tank commander, prepare to have your ass f*cked off". This is the tank that carried Michael Wittman on his massive killing spree at Villiers-Bocage. He went 54-0. Hell that's more than most people get in videogames, try that in real life.

Tank dude1: HOT DAMN ITS A MOTHERF*CKING TIGER TANK RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

Tank dude2: Nah we can take it watch me... WTF my shell just bounced off it!

BOOM

Tank dude 1: OMG that thing just pwned my buddy! I'm gtfoing!

BOOM

Tiger dude: Tiger confirming two kills.

See tiger, tank, panzer

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an agressively large female. these woman are said to be "light" on their feet.

two tiger tanks were eyeing us up across the bar.


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