Tiger Woods Edit Meaning

1.

A mixed race professional golfer, sometimes ignorantly misidentified as being African American. This is due to the nonsensical and horrifically racist United Statesian "one drop" rule, which states that "black" ancestry is so disgusting that any trace of it disqualifies you from belonging to any other ethnic group, regardless of whatever other heritage you have. In reality his heritage is one quarter Chinese, one quarter Thai, one quarter African American, one eighth Native American, and one eighth Dutch.

Tiger Woods (born December 30, 1975, in Cypress, California) is an American golfer, widely considered to be one of the greatest golfers of all time.

See cablinasian, golf, mixed race, heritage, A-non Imaus

2.

An ASIAN/African-American professional golfer who attended Stanford University in Palo Alto, CA but dropped out, only to become the second most successful college drop-out in recent history (wanna guess who #1 is?).

I watched in amazement the other day as Tiger Woods absolutely destroyed those country club boys at the golf tournament.

See Oprah

3.

The world's greatest golfer.

Tiger Woods is to golf what Ali is to boxing or Jordan is to basketball, hands down.

See best, greatest, nicklaus, ali, jordan

4.

the flat out man. best athlete we have possible ever seen. tiger continues to break records year after year (many of them his own). arguably the best golfer ever. currently has 12 major victories, 6 shy of Jack Nicklaus's 18 which is the most all time. leaps and bounds beyond his competition. he has 53 tounament wins on the pga tour at age 30. and oh sorry that he doesn't smile more on the course, he's actually in whats called the zone, and has a quite possibly the highest concentration level of any human being. in 2000, 2001 he won all four majors in a row, a feat only comparable to the great Bobby Jones grand slam. since it wasn't in a calender year its not considered a grand slam by some. The Tiger slam is what it has been called. Tiger said "hey i have all four trophies on my mantle at home"

There is always someone better at golf than you unless your name is Tiger Woods.

See great one, mj, elite, champion

5.

A mixture of 50% tea and 50% kool-aid. Similar to an Arnold Palmer.

I had some fried chicken and a Tiger Woods at Roscoe's House of Chicken 'n Waffles.

See drink, tea, ice tea, kool-aid

6.

A phrase used to express extreme happiness and success. Usually exclaimed when lunging and shooting one fist forward triumphantly.

Bob scores a date with the hot chick from work.

He lunges while triumphantly punching the air with his right fist and shouts "TIGER WOODS"

See triumph, success, scoring, happiness

7.

His real name is eldrick!

Haha now we know y he had soo much time to practice his swing when he was a kid!!!