What is Tight Ass?
1.
A cheap person or a over cautious person. Tight taken from 'Uptight'.
Dude, Macv won't even hace people over cuz he thinks we will make a mess of his house, what a tight ass.
2.
A rear end that is exceptionally attractive, well-defined, or desirable according to the butt fad of the month.
Tight ass on that boy!
3.
combination of tight taken from uptight and ass taken from asshole. A tight ass is someone who could be uptight in a negative way.
That cop gave me a bullshit ticket. What a tight ass.
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4.
Someone who has something up their butt. Tight asses generally don't enjoy anything fun, spontanious, or interesting.
Matt: Hey, do you want to come to a party with me tonight? We're going to get so wasted!
Jack: No thanks, what if we get in trouble!
Matt: Whatever. Stop being such a tight ass.
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5.
A person who usually will not spend money on himself or others.
This is usually the guy within the group of your friends that always manages to forget his wallet when he goes with you to get fast food. He does not tell you he forgot his wallet until after you've ordered and are pulling up to pay at the drive thru window. Also, this is the very same person that has never ever paid for your fast food meal in return and never ever plans to pay you back in any way shape or form.
Chris is such a total tight ass! He throws nickels around as if they were manhole covers. He owes me at least three Jack In The Box combo meals.
Don't ever take Chris with you to eat. Its just another free meal to that tight ass!
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6.
Doing a Dale, dont be a reduced to clear cheese loving fucker!!
Dont be a tight ass, dont be a dale!
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7.
I got this friend who thinks he's a kingpin-baller-hard ass, and when he walks i swear it looks like there is something up his ass it's funny as hell when he walks into a party because everyone jus wants to bust out laugh'n/a fool who walks around try'n to look like the man but all he's do'n is makeing it look like there is a broom up his ass
-damn look at that tight ass that jus walked into the room looks, like he's got something up his ass
