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Mother fucking zombie apocalypse.
Guy 1: "the zompocalypse is upon us !"
Guy 2: "braaainnss. *nom nom nom*"
See z..
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when you spill your scotch on your lap and freeze your rocks
excited jumping up to greet someone and forgetting that you had a drink be..
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what happens to the left side of my 81'regal when anyone over 200lbs sits in the pasenger seat during a right turn
Zoltan: Dammit ..
