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sexually attracted to lightbulbs,dogs,nemfos and frequntly humps lamp posts.
if you ever find liberty ownz or 'moo' in your b..
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Behavior in which an overbearing wife/girlfriend continually calls to check on her man's activities.
Three calls in one hour? That..
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When you're on the toilet going number two, that last piece of poo that just won't come out. It just hangs there no matter how..