Tijuana Alarm Clock

What is Tijuana Alarm Clock?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection and take a dump that is so satisfying, you cum.

I had a Tijuana Alarm Clock this morning and knew it was going to be a fucking awesome day.

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Oathetic

1. being so completely pathetic that its almost sacreligious She went oathetic on us See pathetic, dorky, desperate 2. to be like oats,..

Underpronation

1. is the opposite to pronation where the feet don't roll inward enough. Wearing the wrong type of shoe will lead to painful shins and..

Giggidee

1. a word used when feeling sexualy excited "gig gig gig giggidee" "put your pants on" "shut up" See sex,..

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