Tijuana Alarm Clock

What is Tijuana Alarm Clock?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection and take a dump that is so satisfying, you cum.

I had a Tijuana Alarm Clock this morning and knew it was going to be a fucking awesome day.

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4-5-94

1. The Day Music Died. Hey did you know Kurt CObain was MURDERD on 4-5-94?.... See 4, 5, 94, kurt, cobain..

Canine Intercourse

1. To fuck off at work!And working just enough not to get rode, by your boss. Hey dude! How was work to day? You know I was just having ca..

Yellow-card

1. to punish someone for a stupid action He accused them of trying to yellow-card him. See read the riot act, red card, sports, yellow ca..

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