Tijuana Alarm Clock

What is Tijuana Alarm Clock?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection and take a dump that is so satisfying, you cum.

I had a Tijuana Alarm Clock this morning and knew it was going to be a fucking awesome day.

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Les Squelettes

1. An alternative name for the band Senses Fail. They are better in french and without their flesh Bill: I suck! i like Les Squelettes! ..

Afadas

1. Afadas: A Habbo on Habbo Hotel. "Hi afadas, I love you!" See Kristin..

Cilyimbf

1. Net slang for: Can I lock you in my basement forever? you've totally got me lollerskating, CILYIMBF? See leeann..

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