Tijuana Alarm Clock

What is Tijuana Alarm Clock?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection and take a dump that is so satisfying, you cum.

I had a Tijuana Alarm Clock this morning and knew it was going to be a fucking awesome day.

See tijuana, alarm, clock, dump, shit, cum, come, morning, erection

Feed The Bear

1. mutual insertion of great toes into partner's anus. can be performed as a daisy chain (see daisy chain) "i forgot that my toe..

Katera

1. to kick ones ass beyond recognition dont make me go katera on you..

,,|,,

1. Emoticon used to symbolize that great universally-known bit of American Sign Language -- giving one's fellow man the finger. omg u..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Tijuana Alarm Clock Edit Meaning