Tijuana Alarm Clock

What is Tijuana Alarm Clock?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection and take a dump that is so satisfying, you cum.

I had a Tijuana Alarm Clock this morning and knew it was going to be a fucking awesome day.

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Yesno

1. A means of implying that a question asks only for a positive or negative answer. "Have you ever seen this man, yesno?" See y..

Qar

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Etienne [e.t]

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