Tijuana Alarm Clock

What is Tijuana Alarm Clock?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection and take a dump that is so satisfying, you cum.

I had a Tijuana Alarm Clock this morning and knew it was going to be a fucking awesome day.

See tijuana, alarm, clock, dump, shit, cum, come, morning, erection

Shitassity

1. Level of shit-assness Karen D has high shitassity. See shit, ass, butt, turd, fart..

Ypm

1. yeah pretty much. stop making up crap that no one will use. ypm this is gay internet slang. See yeah, pretty, much, yes, ya..

Smexymelt

1. Like smexy only far more intense with "melty cheese" and a "warm tortilla". She is so smex, she's a smexymelt ..

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