Tijuana Alarm Clock

What is Tijuana Alarm Clock?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection and take a dump that is so satisfying, you cum.

I had a Tijuana Alarm Clock this morning and knew it was going to be a fucking awesome day.

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W1k

1. Short for worth1000. For all you really lazy types. Usually be accepted in chat, but avoided in the forum and email mediums. <Matoog..

Benis

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