Tijuana Alarm Clock

What is Tijuana Alarm Clock?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection and take a dump that is so satisfying, you cum.

I had a Tijuana Alarm Clock this morning and knew it was going to be a fucking awesome day.

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Non-existant

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Callmando

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Cuzzif

1. The skin between a girls greasy box and her she-manhole. Cuzzif it wasnt that her guts would fall out See bt..

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