Tijuana Alarm Clock

What is Tijuana Alarm Clock?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection and take a dump that is so satisfying, you cum.

I had a Tijuana Alarm Clock this morning and knew it was going to be a fucking awesome day.

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Niffumager

1. (n) who who acts in the process of having sexual relation with someone in their immediate family, someone form the south i dont like bu..

Jen Hill

1. a girl usually a whore who sleeps around in a close circle of men. That circle is usually a group of friends that hang out every day thu..

Konfucij

1. A really tr00 person. omfg Konfucij y00s0tr00..

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