Tijuana Alarm Clock

What is Tijuana Alarm Clock?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection and take a dump that is so satisfying, you cum.

I had a Tijuana Alarm Clock this morning and knew it was going to be a fucking awesome day.

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Preeti

1. simply irresistable and sexy. WOAH...theres preeti See GQ 2. To refer to someone as a Preeti would be to refer to them as a cutie. ..

Ort

1. A regurgitated cum bubble. "After she swallowed my jizz, she made a funny gurgling sound and she discovered an ort in her mouth.&q..

Plum Dumping

1. To insert your big toe into a female's vagina. I'm plum dumping that ho tonight! See toe, sex, plum, dump, toesex..

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