Tijuana Alarm Clock

What is Tijuana Alarm Clock?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection and take a dump that is so satisfying, you cum.

I had a Tijuana Alarm Clock this morning and knew it was going to be a fucking awesome day.

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Vatos

1. dudes, guys 2. Cool mexican guys.Similar to Homies. My vatos are locos, and their gonna kill your family. See Vatos..

Studastinate

1. The act of studying yet procrastinating at the same time. An oxymoron? Yes, indeed. Person 1: Crap, I've got my physics final tomo..

Magicool

1. A hybrid adjective of magic and cool; describing something or someone that is beyond what can normally be descibed as cool. This extra q..

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