Tijuana Alarm Clock

What is Tijuana Alarm Clock?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection and take a dump that is so satisfying, you cum.

I had a Tijuana Alarm Clock this morning and knew it was going to be a fucking awesome day.

See tijuana, alarm, clock, dump, shit, cum, come, morning, erection

Nutty Chipmunk

1. a very peanut filled turd I think I see a whole cashew in that nutty chipmunk. See poop, turd, shit, crap, dung..

Poo Mouse

1. Sticking your little finger up a girls bottom Sticking your little finger up a girls bottom therefore the poo mouse See poo, mouse, bo..

Zomfg

1. usually spelled entirely in caps, this abbreviation originates from the typo you get when you strike the shift key in order to type OMFG..

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