Tijuana Alarm Clock

What is Tijuana Alarm Clock?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection and take a dump that is so satisfying, you cum.

I had a Tijuana Alarm Clock this morning and knew it was going to be a fucking awesome day.

See tijuana, alarm, clock, dump, shit, cum, come, morning, erection

Your Shit Is Gay

1. what one might say if they disapprove of the quality/content of whatever it is that is in question friend1: check out my new wheels niq..

Mudnut

1. Fecal matter mixed with semen in the anus. Primarly used at scat parties. (aka: shemen) Before arriving at his bi-weekly scat party, ..

Or A Go-go Dancer.[/m]

Ex:"That girl is such a Cryzlyn" See skank, whore, prostitute, cunt, hoe, slut, hoebag, slut muffin, fucker..

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