Tijuana Alarm Clock

What is Tijuana Alarm Clock?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection and take a dump that is so satisfying, you cum.

I had a Tijuana Alarm Clock this morning and knew it was going to be a fucking awesome day.

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I'm Cumming

1. Usually the last or near the last words in a string just prior to an orgasmic climax. Oh, yeah, baby, more, faster harder, yeah, oooh, ..

Damn Bro

1. What one brotha says to another brotha whenever the second brotha does something stupid or something that is gonna get his ass whooped b..

Methford

1. Medford, Oregon. Seeing as almost everyone here uses meth, it has been christened by the locals "Methford." It's so bad t..

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