Tijuana Alarm Clock

What is Tijuana Alarm Clock?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection and take a dump that is so satisfying, you cum.

I had a Tijuana Alarm Clock this morning and knew it was going to be a fucking awesome day.

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Humding

1. Oral sex preformed on a male. Also see blowjob. She took him into the room and gave him a humding. See blowjob, oral sex, head, sex, b..

Having A Baby

1. pushing out a big turd oh, no i'm a having a baby because i don't eat fiber..

E.b. Hughes

1. badass maverick film director, resides on Ocean City, NJ. It is so good, it must be an E.b. Hughes film. See cool, badass, director, m..

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