Tijuana Alarm Clock

What is Tijuana Alarm Clock?


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When you wake up in the morning with an erection and take a dump that is so satisfying, you cum.

I had a Tijuana Alarm Clock this morning and knew it was going to be a fucking awesome day.

See tijuana, alarm, clock, dump, shit, cum, come, morning, erection


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