Tijuana Alarm Clock

What is Tijuana Alarm Clock?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection and take a dump that is so satisfying, you cum.

I had a Tijuana Alarm Clock this morning and knew it was going to be a fucking awesome day.

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Emolicous

1. so emo it's stunning or amazing Holy shit, his hair is emolicous!!!! See emo, emotastic, emorexic..

Pluffry

1. A pussysquirting in many directions (more like exploding). I was eating a jelly donut and it totally went every where like a pluffry S..

New York Jets Fan

1. your name is probally joe you probally like little boys and you probally make a bet with a panthers fan on a game lose and have to suck ..

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