What is Tijuana Hood Smasher?
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The result of a drunken night in Mexico, A girl so ugly you are willing to jump out of a second story window onto a cars hood to get the fuck away from her.
Last night I had me a Tijuana Hood Smasher! Jesus titty fucking christ I think I broke my ankle!
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When a girl doesn't really want to give you a hand job but she does anyway because she thinks she's obligated.
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Swinging your flacid penis around in a circular motion for your own personal amusement
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Medical abnormality when your optic nerve gets wrapped up with your rectal nerve and you develope a shitty outlook on life.
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