Tijuana Hood Smasher

What is Tijuana Hood Smasher?


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The result of a drunken night in Mexico, A girl so ugly you are willing to jump out of a second story window onto a cars hood to get the fuck away from her.

Last night I had me a Tijuana Hood Smasher! Jesus titty fucking christ I think I broke my ankle!

See tijuana, whore, ugly, fugly, mexico


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