What is Tijuana Hooker?
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A drink to be consumed once already smash-faced. There are 3 steps and the process requires at least 2 people, salt, cheap tequila, and lime slices - the one doing the shot, and one of his/her friends (make sure it's a friend, not an enemy, unless you're a risk taker)
Step 1: Snort line of salt off of dirty bar countertop.
Step 2: Take shot of cheapest possible tequila.
Step 3: Spread open eyelid, and have "friend" squirt lime juice into eye.
Enjoy!
Shit, look at all these freshmen, let's make them do Tijuana Hookers!
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