What is Tijuana Rat Roasting?
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Chop and slice 4 bird's eye chillies.
Liberally baste the male member out of sight of the other party.
Return to intercourse ground zero and apply aforementioned member repeatedly and with gusto.
Tarquin gave Penelope a Tijuana Rat Roasting and he'd never seen her cry like that... in front of her mother...
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A common abbreviation for the all-important question, "What would Brian Boitano do?"
No, not the dead guy who can't eat ..