Tijuana Rat Roasting

What is Tijuana Rat Roasting?


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Chop and slice 4 bird's eye chillies.

Liberally baste the male member out of sight of the other party.

Return to intercourse ground zero and apply aforementioned member repeatedly and with gusto.

Tarquin gave Penelope a Tijuana Rat Roasting and he'd never seen her cry like that... in front of her mother...

See britney spears, sarah palin, the little mermaid


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