Tijuana Schlitz

What is Tijuana Schlitz?

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After eating some serious Ghetto-Mexican food at a local hole-in-the-wall, your digestive system kicks in to high gear and you are searching for a toilet in no time.

Dave: "Damn, those beef and cheese burritos were the bomb."

Jeff: "Yeah, but my stomach hurts."

Dave: "You pussy, you got the Tijuana Schlitz....I'll go wait in the car."

See diarrhea, crap, dropping a deuce
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