Tijuana Surprise

What is Tijuana Surprise?

The small amount of diarrhea that accidentally comes out when you think you only have to fart.

I thought it was going to be just a silent fart but wound up with Tijuana surprise in my shorts.

See tijuana, fart, diarrhea, stain, flatulence

when you're having sex with a girl on the beach and right before you cum, you throw sand in her eyes, cum, and run away

She's totally pregnant, I gave her the Tijuana Surprise.

See pregnant, suprise, sex, sand, beach

Unified Theory Of 80's Movies

1. The fact that most all movies in the 80's had, at their core, a single running theme: Bored suburban middle-to-upper-class white t..

Thizzles

1. A word meaning multiple extacy pills. Aaron asked Jon, " Did you get the thizzles yet?!" See thizzle, extacy, pills, poppin,..

New Castrati

1. Grown "men" who sound like women when they speak because they have been "sensitized" by the feminazis. A guy who ha..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Tijuana Surprise Edit Meaning