Tijuana Surprise

What is Tijuana Surprise?


1.

The small amount of diarrhea that accidentally comes out when you think you only have to fart.

I thought it was going to be just a silent fart but wound up with Tijuana surprise in my shorts.

See tijuana, fart, diarrhea, stain, flatulence

2.

when you're having sex with a girl on the beach and right before you cum, you throw sand in her eyes, cum, and run away

She's totally pregnant, I gave her the Tijuana Surprise.

See pregnant, suprise, sex, sand, beach


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