Tijuana Surprise

What is Tijuana Surprise?

The small amount of diarrhea that accidentally comes out when you think you only have to fart.

I thought it was going to be just a silent fart but wound up with Tijuana surprise in my shorts.

See tijuana, fart, diarrhea, stain, flatulence

when you're having sex with a girl on the beach and right before you cum, you throw sand in her eyes, cum, and run away

She's totally pregnant, I gave her the Tijuana Surprise.

See pregnant, suprise, sex, sand, beach

W.m.d.s

1. Refers to a flirty obese womans huge breasts. She was attacking them with her W.M.D.s See breasts, tits, obese, flirty, woman..

Poon Blazer

1. The act of blowing marijuana smoke into a girls pussy and then sucking it back out.. for the ULTIMATE HIGH. Last nite i had some really..

Termites

1. slang for crabs You gave Taylor termites? grody...

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