What is Tijuana Surprise?
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The small amount of diarrhea that accidentally comes out when you think you only have to fart.
I thought it was going to be just a silent fart but wound up with Tijuana surprise in my shorts.
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when you're having sex with a girl on the beach and right before you cum, you throw sand in her eyes, cum, and run away
She's totally pregnant, I gave her the Tijuana Surprise.
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