Tijuana Surprise

What is Tijuana Surprise?

The small amount of diarrhea that accidentally comes out when you think you only have to fart.

I thought it was going to be just a silent fart but wound up with Tijuana surprise in my shorts.

See tijuana, fart, diarrhea, stain, flatulence

when you're having sex with a girl on the beach and right before you cum, you throw sand in her eyes, cum, and run away

She's totally pregnant, I gave her the Tijuana Surprise.

See pregnant, suprise, sex, sand, beach

Gittens

1. gloves that are also mittens/ mittens that are also gloves Matt Lambke tells every how warm his fingers are using his gittens See mitt..

Lovessz Boyszzzzz . Mrsz . Freak Nasty [/m]

A bxtch , buht kan be nice . Jusz don fuck around , yew knw ? Damnnnn , yewh seee daht gurl ? I can tell dahtsz a fine assz Ashlyn Jenkins..

Fjortisar

1. Swedish word for a young girl or boy who is stucked up and stupid. The Fjortistjejerna (fjortisgirls) often wear stringtrousers and tigh..

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