Tijuana Toe Tap

What is Tijuana Toe Tap?


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The TJ toe tap is a form of Mexican torture where a prisoner of war is detained and force-fed Habanero peppers and carne asada puree out of a blender for 5 straight hours. He has a gun held to his head with a torturer stating "I'll blow your fucking brains out if you release one ounce of shit on my floor!!!" The kicker to this torture is the actual "toe tap". They now bring in a torture trainee with the sweattiest feet and have him take off his boots and socks and proceed to tap the prisoners asshole lightly with his sweaty-ass big toe making it that much more impossible to hold in the MASSIVE SPICY SHIT he really needs to blast out!

Dude, I shouldn't have fucked Escobars daughter!!...now he has his goons out to give me the Tijuana Toe Tap!!!!!

Fuck me!

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