Tila Tequila Edit Meaning

1.

the worst singer ever

tila tequila sonds like me singing on helium and has lyrics worse than all american rejects

See stupid, bad, annoying, asian, myspace

2.

So-called "internet celebrity" who's famous for having a very frequently visited MySpace profile, and has a face comparable to a pumpkin.

:O Halloween's coming up, better put Tila Tequila in my MySpace top 8!

See tila nguyen, myspace, internet, celebrity, pumpkin

3.

A talentless dumb midget with fake tits and a giant fucking head whose 15 minutes of MySpace fame expired in 2006. She'll be stripping in Vegas by '08...

Yo, MTV gave that orange dwarf with the fetal alcohol syndrome eyes her own show?

Who?

Tila Tequila, yo!

What the fuck?? Wait, wasn't that dumb hooker "famous" for about 12 seconds last year just for having a bunch of douche bags friends on MySpace?

Something like that bro...I guess MTV ran out of souless rich blond bitches to film.

Word.

See tila, tequila, dumb, myspace, whore

4.

A great example of what's wrong with America.

Tila Tequila scares me.

See tila tequila, my space, america, scary, problems

5.

Also see Tila Nguyen, because that's her real name.

She's 26. She's too old to be "the next superstar".

There's no denying Tila's courage is admirable and all, but where will she be in ten years? She can't just do "sex sells!" and MySpace forever. Also, she is too slow.

Plus her hip hop skills are out of par.

Yes, Tila Tequila's boobs are fake.

See tila nguyen, myspace, model, singer, asian, vietnamese

6.

-verb

1. act of having no talent

-noun

2. having no talent

Joe: I can't play this guitar!

Paul: Don't be a Tila Tequila, Suck it up and practice!

See tila nguyen, britney spears, lindsay lohan, paris hilton

7.

A horrible singer, who got famous for spamming the net with naked and half naked pics

I'll just go to Tila Tequila's page with my sound muted!

See tila tequila, muted, asian, model, myspace