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An irrational fear of acronyms.
John: We are implementing a TQM program.
Lucinda: Runs from the room screaming, No, No!!!
John: What ..
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Performing a Gwylo Wank without lubrication.
Gwylo Wanker 1 "I forgot the loob."
Gwylo Wanker 2 "Drylo Wank-QUET."..
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The device that takes blood pressure, which is then rapped around ones neck.
While snooping around his grandmothers bedroom looking for..