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When one is so drunk, one is willing to place a rocket-like firecracker between one's butt cheeks and fire it off.
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A cartoon character fat grey-striped tabby with lots of attitude and not a care in the world. Makes Garfield look like a high-strung pan..
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When you take a steaming dump in a pillow case (sack) and then smack an unknowing victim across the face leaving them utterly speechless..