What is Tilver?
1.
The act of anally fisting someone up to the elbow, in most cases without lube.
John was a shitty boss, who in his spare time tried to tilver every person working under him. What a prick.
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2.
(Word created for the sole reason to rhyme with silver)
Tilver is the substance remaining in a plastic bottle after drinking. Whenever one drinks from a bottle there are always those few drops that are stuck to the walls, and those unobtainable drops are tilver.
Hey, you know what I hate?
No, what?
That you buy a pop but you never get all of it out of the bottle.
Yea dude, the tilver is kind of heartbreaking.
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3.
adj.
cool, awesome, funny
"Did you get those tilver concert tickets?"
"Did you see the tilver episode of Pale Force?"
"Jim Gaffigan is tilver."
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