What is Tim Allen?
1.
1. Driving intoxicated under the influence of excessive amounts of alcohol, resulting in either:
A) A non fatal car crash.
or
B) Getting pulled over by the police.
2. Washed out comedian/actor. His current job title is being a "celebrity alcoholic."
1. A) Mitchell grabbed his drunken, friend Brad's keys before he could pull a Tim Allen.
B) All those whiskeys on the rocks James consumed had caused him to veer over the bulevard and Tim Allen his car into another SUV.
C) "Oh f*ck! The cops dude... I'm totally gonna get Tim Allen'd here.
2. As Tim Allen gulped back his fourth tripple whisky and water, he watched re-runs of "Home Improvement" reminiscing on the good ol' days...
See
2.
To play the "UUUEEGGHH?!?!" sound from
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All forms of the Tim Allen include:
"UUUEEGGHH?!?!"
"EELREEEE?!?!"
"EELLROOO?!?!"
"AAARRGHHROOO?!?!"
"AAARRGHHREEE?!?!"
or a high-pitched "EEE!"
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If another person knows what the Tim Allen is, or if you want to know if they know what the Tim Allen is, then make the sound--nice and loud--near them. The Tim Allen is usually responded to using another Tim Allen, which if everyone knows what it is, it basically becomes a chain reaction of Tim Allen's.
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Things you can also use the Tim Allen for:
Answering questions
Asking a question
Covering for a bad joke
Responding to a bad joke
Covering for absurdity
Responding to absurdity
Responding to something humorous
Responding to anything
After saying something gross
After saying something weird
After saying something stupid
After saying something smart
After saying nothing at all
Attracting other women/men
Attracting other Tim Allen'ers
Attracting flying spaghetti monsters
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Be careful, because this may cause absolute confusion. The good thing is, it never gets old.
Jake: Yo, what's up man?
Johnny: UUUEEGGHH?!?!
Jake: ... what?
Johnny: Tim Allen...
Jake: ...
Johnny: EELLREEEEEEEEE?!?!
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Johnny: UUUEEGGHH?!?!
Tommy: UUUEEGGHH?!?!
Sam: EELREEEE?!?!
Todd: AAARRRGHHHROOO?!?!
Jake: >=-----------
