What is Tim Allen Hammer?
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A hammer signed by Tim Allen. Used to fix Cam's porch, and kill kids from Carrick. "I wish you wouldda got me a Tim Allen Sledgehammer." Put in carpenter pants hammer hole.
I got a Tim Allen Hammer! Ahhhhhhhuhhhhhh. They gonna see Tim Allen on the hammer and they'll be like ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
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A woman in mid-life who loves eighties music.
Amy just bought Lisa the Pet Shop Boys Documentary. She's such an eighties queen.
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To thrust violently in the missionary position for a short period of time before collapsing on the shoulder of the other during coitus.
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