What is Tim Allen Hammer?
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A hammer signed by Tim Allen. Used to fix Cam's porch, and kill kids from Carrick. "I wish you wouldda got me a Tim Allen Sledgehammer." Put in carpenter pants hammer hole.
I got a Tim Allen Hammer! Ahhhhhhhuhhhhhh. They gonna see Tim Allen on the hammer and they'll be like ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
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(verb)
Synonym for "Paint Brushing;" To brush your Cack or Penis against a juicy vagina.
I spent the first 20 minutes Dressi..
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A sarcastic/snarky reply, used mostly when someone says "We want a..." followed by a very hard/impossible request.
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