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1. To masturbate. Deriving from the fact the sperm grow into children, and by the act of "beating off" one releases these.
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A ground up terd spread across someones chest until it dissolves.
I just spread my VilePickle, now it's time for the lube...
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N. Oral sex act in which the giver gets down on all fours on a treadmill, then crawls (at whatever speed the treadmill is on) toward the..
