Tim Horton's

What is Tim Horton's?


1.

Canadian coffee and doughnut franchise named after the hockey player. Now a multimillion dollar business, and a staple of Canadian culture.

The coffee has a distinct flavour, which keeps customers coming back. There is an urban legend that Tim's puts nicotine in the coffee, but this has been debunked. Also known for their timbits which are cheap bite sized donuts.

Bob : Hey hoser, let's go get some Tim Horton's before we go to the hockey game.

Doug : I can't, eh? I have to take the dogsled in for repairs.

2.

1. A very large and powerful franchise in Canada that celebrated 40 years of serving hot beverages and breakfast in 2004. Tim Horton's popularity is similar to that of Starbucks in the USA.

Man, everywhere I go there is a Tim Horton's on every corner.

3.

Located throughout Canada, Tim Horton's locales are the unofficial HQ for the VPD and other Canadian police.

Canadian criminal: I can't sleep, what shall we do?

Visitor criminal: let's rob a Tim Horton's, they're always open!

Canadian criminal: hahahaha!

Visitor criminal: .. no?

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