Tim Matlock

What is Tim Matlock?


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A God walking amongst mere mortals. Father of Dillon Matlock. He can fight off 10 gorillas at once. He starred in the movie cloverfield as the monster. He also invented the hammer.

John: Tim Matlock is a stallion.

Jeff: I know.

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