What is Tim Mugford?
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Little asshole who steels peoples money
and doesn't ever give to them
Hey, give me your money and i'l get a big present for you, (three weeks later) Oh sorry, i spent the money you lot gave me and couldn't be bothered to buy him his present.
2.
Lier! who lies alot about anything he can think of
"people think i lie, just because they have boring lives!"
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