Tim Mugford

What is Tim Mugford?


1.

Little asshole who steels peoples money

and doesn't ever give to them

Hey, give me your money and i'l get a big present for you, (three weeks later) Oh sorry, i spent the money you lot gave me and couldn't be bothered to buy him his present.

2.

Lier! who lies alot about anything he can think of

"people think i lie, just because they have boring lives!"


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