Tim Tam Slam

What is Tim Tam Slam?


1.

This is the act of using a tim tam biscuit to drink tea, by biting off to opposite corners and then using it as a straw to suck up hot tea.

Note that the structural integrity of the tim tam will become catastrophically reduced soon after this process is started, and the whole biscuit must be crammed into your mouth as soon as this happens, lest your tea will be filled with pieces of melted tim tam.

I whipped out the PG Tips and showed her the way of the tim tam slam.

2.

Tim Slamming Tiffany Tam in various ways such as punching, pushing, or rough sex.

Did you hear last night? Tim and Tiff were fucking again and I heard he did a Tim Tam Slam

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