Tim Westwood Edit Meaning

1.

A complete cunt!. Speaks as if he is from the south side of New York or Chi-town. He is actually the product of a Vicar and a math teacher, and grew up in a quaint village in Norfolk in the English countryside. For some reason he speaks as if he is from the 'hood, and even rappers are baffled by his ridiculous attempts at being 'down'. (A wigger word for hip!). His happiest day was when someone shot him - unfortunately, he lived.

I cant even bring myself to type his fucking ridiculous words..

See Wayne

2.

The most annoying wigger in the world. Despite being the son of an English vicar, he constantly goes on about "keepin it real, yo, yo, y'all, you gotta, like, respeck, you know, yo roots, bro" in the worst fake-rapper voice ever. Also claims to play all the "freshest joints" even though he just sucks satanic record company cock like everyone else. "Thug rapping", i.e. 14 year old girlfriendless masturbators trying to be hard and cool, also a favourite. What makes me laugh, is what if these rappers from New York or wherever came over here and tried to adopt English slang. They would be laughed off the air. So that means that whenever these rappers come to England, they must be like "Oh no, I gotta appear on Tim Westwood's show and he'll talk like the stupid wigger he is". Also arranged to get shot (with an airgun) so he could walk around with a "pimp limp" claiming to be "street". Je-sus. Why not have someone who's actually black in charge of his crappy show?

WESTWOOD: "Yo, yo, I is Tim Westwood and I have, like, the dopest cuts from the hood, y'all.. respeck yo roots, bro.. I been shot, I been there, nigga, I is so street, bling.."

WESTWOOD'S DAD: "Son, you're a white boy from the affluent South of England. You are not, and never have been or will be, a "gangsta". I worked hard as a vicar so you could live in a nice house growing up.. so stop pretending you know anything about "the ghetto", being poor, guns, or "the street". Now eat your peas before Mrs Badcrumble gets here - and make your old mum a cup of tea. Good lad."

3.

Tim Westwood is a wigger DJ who is possibly the worst insult to wiggers everywhere (as if they didn't get insulted enough). He also brings a bad name to the English race, trying to act American and black. He claims to be 'hood' but when he talks in ebonicswith a posh English accent, sometimes slipping so it sounds Australian, you can hear how much of a prick he really is.

Recently hosted Pimp My Ride UK and tried to copy Xzibit's exact same style in presenting the show, failing miserably.

For some strange reason talks properly (ie. pronounces every letter) when trying to pull off ebonicsand tries to be funny when he couldn't be less funny if he tried.

Grew up in a village in Norfolk with a vicar as a father, now how hood is that?

Westwood: What is up my homies, we are ghetto banging in the hood. Oh, for sure my brothers. Keep it real now, dogs. Easy now gangster. Big up yourself for real. Who would like a blunt and a cup of tea? Perhaps some crumpets? Because we are so ghetto. Oh and perhaps after that we can go cruising in my ride.

4.

a crappy DJ. i think hes a joke and shud be shot really.stupid fagg0t ass wigga

Het dawg ITS TIM WESTWOOD. i think im from da ghetto but im a stupid wannabe!! i think iam best buddys wid fiddy cent

5.

Tim Westwood - i mean 'westwood' comes from an upper class family in norfolk, but he claims hes from south london. He is really posh but thinks hes from the ghetto.

Wigga.

Extremly

Stupid

Tricked

Wanabe.

Old and

Odd

DJ from hell!!!!!!!

6.

See wigger. At 51 years of age, he is possibly the oldest and whitest gangster to have ever survived the famous British ghetto of Norfolk having been raised by a vicar and a teacher. He was shot, but then all of us have messed around with pellet guns at one time or another. He survived this 'brush with death' and seems to think this episode lends more authority to his farcicle thugged out gangster image.

He started his DJ career playing songs at roller discos in the 1980's and has gone on to host his own show on Radio 1. This are characterised by his ridiculous attempts to act gangster through his speech and phrases as well as the repetitive use of sounds such as that of an air horn, a gun being cocked, an explosion or a pistol being fired. However, all this makes him sound like he has some form of mental disability and are worth listening to for comedy value alone. Hapless hip-hop artists are forced to contribute to the show if in need of UK exposure as the show currently reaches one of the widest audiences. A list of some of my favourite and meaningless phrases can be found below. These are usually spoken in an agressive manner with the volume rising to a shout at the end (denoted by use of capitals). I have also offered my interpretation of what these phrases might mean.

It's the Big Dog Tim Westwood!!!

(I have arrived and have the characteristics of a canine animal)

Run hard brother number one, my main man up in the building IS HOW WE DOES!!!

(My friend has arrived in the building in a style special to the both of us)

This track is going to BANG IN YOUR FACE!

(I believe that you may enjoy the following musical recording)

This is a BIG THING!

(This person/track might enjoy future success)

I LIKE MONEY!

(I enjoy large volumes of currency and the respect it brings)

Let's take it to THE DIRTY DIRTY SOUTH!!!

(This track is reminiscent of the style found in the South of London)

Bow down and kiss the ring, AND I DON'T WEAR ANY JEWELLERY!!!

(I think you should kiss my arse)

What do you SAY TO YOUR BABY MOTHER??? (erm?!?!)

Combination of 4 air horn blasts and 3 explosions

See wigger, hip-hop, music, idiot, fool

7.

A 51 year old DJ from England, who, even in his long life, has never stopped pretending to be black and get a life, a real career, and a decent family. A general pity of human existance. The original Ali G.

Evan: I was listening to Radio 1 last night, and Tim Westwood was on. He was proper bangin', innit?

Joe: Evan, you're 36 and white, not seventeen and black. Sort your life out.

See westwood, tim, tim westwood, wigger, wigga