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An itching pain in the groin/buttock area, associated with over-indulgence in once-a-year sexual activity.
My wife won't be drivin..
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Awkard walk of shame, pride, guilt, or simply handicapped
When I saw a helpless drunk shuffling his doc marten's across the street..
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A person who gives free handjobs.
Vince:Fuck I got a boner.
Jack:You better go see a ostrich strangler then.
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