What is Timberologist?
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A timberologist is one who is knowledgeable about the origins, attributes, positive and negative aspects, and retail value of all types of wood, timber, lumber, and any other type of tree product.
I consulted my local timberologist at Lowes about the type of wood would be best for my new coffee table.
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