Time And A Turd

What is Time And A Turd?

in the same way that you would do overtime and claim time and a half, you have shit at work and claim time and a turd

boss "where have you been"

employee "just claimed time and a turd"

See turd, shit, overtime, crap, poo

Rip You Open Like A Phonebook

1. the promise of having rough intercourse with a sexy lady in order to spread your seed see also: pop you open like a clam "Hey Sus..

Shameil

1. someone who is annoying or just being an asshole Shutup you fucking shameil.. See annoying, asshole, jew, dick..

Queefbait

1. The ultimate word that can be used in any situation. "Woah dude you queefbaited that downrail" "I was out badger huntin..

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