Time Bomb

What is Time Bomb?


1.

Refering to something regretful that will happen, where the only factor preventing it is time.

The stock exchange will crash again, it's a time bomb...

See Gumba Gumba

2.

In an office enviroment where there is little background noise to cover the sound of a fart, the Time Bomb is used to cover the sound of ripping that office fart. At precisely the moment you rip ass, you cough or produce a fake sneeze that far overshadows the sound of the Cleveland Air Freshener you just blasted out of your ass. It is also possible to get a "God Bless You" out of a co-worker when you use the sneeze option to which a "Thank You" reply is always justified.

Dude 1: Shit man, that hot chick in the cube next to me will never go out with me if she hears me farting all day. Dude 2: Fuck man, just do a Time Bomb if you don't have time to get out of your cube.

See fart, shit, poop, sneeze, cough

3.

A method of using solid (tablet) drugs orally. Consists of crushing the tablets to powder, wrapping with one-ply toilet paper, and swallowing the "capsule." Results in a faster onset of effects (better bioavailability due to increased surface area).

"Yo, we leave in 30 minutes. Wanna drop an e?"

"Yea man but I'm aching for a buzz now. I'm gonna make a time bomb."

See time bomb, powder, drugs, pills

4.

Someone who is likely to get killed for reasons of acting out of person, being a total dick, etc.

Black Coat, White Shoes, Black Hat, Cadillac.....Yea, that boys a time bomb.

-Rancid

See Gunther

5.

The moment at work when you look up at the clock, only to be disapointed to learn that it is still much earlier than you thought.

Tom's stomach rumbled so he looked up at the clock, but he had stumbled upon a time bomb; it was only 10:30.

See time bomb, time, bomb, work, clock

6.

The moment at work when you look up at the clock, only to be disapointed to learn that it is still much earlier than you thought.

Tom's stomach rumbled so he looked up at the clock, but he had stumbled upon a time bomb; it was only 10:30.

See time bomb, time, bomb, clock, work

7.

When a Man is so turned on that he knows as soon as his woman performs oral sex on him, it will be a quick and harsh orgasim in her mouth. Most of the time she is unaware that this is going to happen, and you give her no heads-up.

"damn, im so turned on, oh shit she started sucking my dick, its a time bomb now"

See oral sex, horny, wife, orgasim, blow-job


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