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Here's the scoop, boys and girls. Women pidgeonhole men into two categories, Friend and Jerk. Men who are chivalrous, polite, sophi..
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Little wads of toilet paper left in and around your asshole following a dry wipe.
That girl I was with last night had so many Bum Booge..
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An Angel Personified.
Not quite an angel but the closest thing a human could ever be to one.
Chris: Really, that girl is beautiful she..