What is Time F * * K?
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When a virgin jerks off into a girls panties. In order for it to be a complete time fuck, the girl must have worn those panties minutes before leaving them on the floor. Also the dude has to be a virgin!
First guy: Dude I time fucked Gregoria!
Second guy: You're still a virgin.
First guy: :(
Second guy: Time F * * k is never ever legit, asshole!
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