Time Management

What is Time Management?


1.

A skill that is useful for graphic designers.

Essentially, it allows people to rearrange other's days at their on whim and fancy for no good reason other than a decision to take a day off.

It is particularly useful for putting off new members of staff from partaking a meeting one deems to be dull.

Can we postpone our 10 o clock meeting as I have a couple of time management issues.

2.

A term used by managers to justify inaction when subordinates complain that their workload is excessive.

S: "I just don't have enough time to do all of this work."

M: "You would if your time management was better."

S: "I suppose you're going to tell me you have an 'opportunity' for me now aren't you?"

M: "Damn right I am!"

See time, management, opportunity, excessive


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