What is Time Travel?
1.
n. When one does not remember their previous night, esp. due to a large consumption of alcohol
v. To drink to such a point
Man, I don't remember anything after those Jagermeister shots. I just woke up in bed. I must have been Time Traveling last night.
2.
time travel is a phrase used to describe the inexplicable gaps in memory, especially while partying.
"Dude, one minute i was standing on the porch drinking Schmirnoff with a fresh pack of cigarettes and the next thing I knew, I was throwing up in the alley!"
"You must have been doing some serious time travel, bro!"
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3.
To also quote the Hitchhiker's Guide:
"One of the many problems encountered in time travel, is quite simply one of grammar"
Which as well as being hilariously funny, is also very true.
Due to the fact that I am currently am/was/will be in the process of time travel I was/willbe/ambeing fuck/ing/ed.
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4.
Verb:
This is not a joke: To go back in time and bring your own weapons. You will get paid after you get back. Safety cannot be guaranteed.
Time Travel: I have only done this once before.
5.
(v.)To proceed in a theoretically linear path towards and backwards to or between the beginning and end of time. Although an enchanting fantasy for many, there are lots of errors and preventions that are part of time travel. I, for instance, believe it may be possible but too dangerous to do. If we do only have a single universal timeline, time travel would have resounding effects and we would only become meaningless "events" in any change caused to it. Bah, enough sci-talk, the point is: it's the action of moving thru time.
I constructed a time portal in which upon entering today, I time travelled to last Monday and saw myself eating a slice o' pizza. (Unfortunately, I was trapped in a catch-22; how can I escape back to my time without upsetting it?)
6.
what happens in between 4:50 and 5:10. basically the last ten minutes and first ten minutes of any hour combined. it always FEELS shorter than 20 minutes, it feels like only 10. but.. it's 20 minutes!
just try it sometime, like sit down and relax. say woo im gonna relax for 20 minutes. then u get to 5:10 and feel ripped off.
7.
The phenomenon that happens when you urinate, ejaculate, and defecate all at once.
Tim, you'll never fucking believe what i did last night.
