Time Traveling

What is Time Traveling?


1.

Being so wasted that you have no recollection of a long period of time.

Man, i must have been time travelling. I remember getting to the party last night, but how did i end up in my bed today?

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2.

When you get so drunk that you black out, but when you come back into consciousness you are in a new place at a future time.

After that last shot i started to time travel until i found myself on the bathroom floor.

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3.

A drunken loss of time and place

"I had one foot in the Delorean last night"

"Me and Marty McFly got to know eachother last night"

"Time Traveling is a favorite past time of mine"

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4.

A vodka phenomenon, where significant periods of time are traveled past and the intoxicated person believes they have teleported to a new physical location where minutes, hours, days, or even weeks have passed.

After five dirty martinis and a dose of Ecstasy I went to the men's room and right when I stepped out I was squeezing the badunkadunk of Queen Latifah from behind in a stall in the ladies room. There were red horned monkeys perched on the walls moving their heads back and forth watching her huge breasts jiggling, and I knew that I had gone time traveling again.

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5.

Drinking alcohol until you black out and mentally skip a period of your life.

-Man, you were so hammered last night you passed out on the floor.

-No, I was just doing a little time traveling.

See drunk, passing out, hammered, wasted

6.

The consumption of multiple road sodas during a long road trip. Generally done to ease the boredom and monotony of said trip.

Driver: Dude, I grabbed a bottle of Jack for the drive 'cause it's a loooong trip.

Co-pilot: Hey, the longer the better...perfect for time traveling.

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7.

The verb form of time travel, meaning to move through time in a different fashion than normal. This can be forward or backward, which is most common, or it can be up, down, right or left when the user is more insane.

I will use my time traveling device to go back in time and kill my grandfather, thus creating a paradox and destroying reality!


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