Timfest

What is Timfest?

1.

1. The first day back to school after Thanksgiving break is day one of Timfest. It is nine days long. The first Friday after Thanksgiving break is Timday. Anyone who disses Tim during these nine days will be hunted down, and killed.

2. Festival honoring Tim's exodus from his mother's wound into the outside world.

1. "Timfest '04 baby!!!"

2. "Tomorrow is Timday. I can't wait to let Tim fuck my ass."

3. "Hi Tim! Since it's Timfest, you can have all my money. I'll also let u rape me if you please
85

Random Words:

Carneiro
1. A person who knocks over children That carneiro led five children to fall and break their wrists See clumsy, knock over, unconscious, ..
Read more
Motley Crue
1. The greatest 80's hair band EVER with hits like "Girls Girls Girls," "Dr. Feelgood," and "Home Sweet Home!..
Read more
Outtrumps
1. The act of taking priority over an already stated position. My parents visit OUTTRUMPS your poker night! See outtrumps, out, trumps, o..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free