Timfest

What is Timfest?


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1. The first day back to school after Thanksgiving break is day one of Timfest. It is nine days long. The first Friday after Thanksgiving break is Timday. Anyone who disses Tim during these nine days will be hunted down, and killed.

2. Festival honoring Tim's exodus from his mother's wound into the outside world.

1. "Timfest '04 baby!!!"

2. "Tomorrow is Timday. I can't wait to let Tim fuck my ass."

3. "Hi Tim! Since it's Timfest, you can have all my money. I'll also let u rape me if you please


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