What is Timgunnese?
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A dialect of English rooted in gentleness and gentility, as perfected by Tim Gunn of the U.S. television show, Project Runway.
Basic Timgunnese phrases:
If you think something sucks, say: "I did not respond well to it."
If you find yourself short on money, time and supplies, don't complain, instead say: "Make it work!"
If you realize that you are headed in the wrong direction, do not stubbornly justify the poor decisions you made, instead say: "I will not defend the shoe."
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