What is Timjob?
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Timjob is the unique homosexual ability to be able to suck a dick and lick an asshole at the simultaneously. It is a play on the word rim job, tim being an acronym meaning, together in mouth.
Word on the street is that paparazzi have pictures of Gene Simmons giving Johnny Depp a timjob. I didn't even know Gene Simmons was gay.
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The act of blorching someone in the ass, while inserting dildos in the other persons hairy ass filled with crab lice.
Kevin got a timjob last night by Tim.
Did you see that timjob he got last night at the corner of the street?
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