Timmis

What is Timmis?

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1)An invincible, steel-penised, mentally challenged homosexual man with the strange ability to grotesquely murder another human by touching their genitalia.

1)One of or resembling the fabled Timmis.

3)An insult derived from the legend of Timmis and his family.

Aw snap, Timmis just eh poked my crotch! *dies*

You, sir, are a true TIMMIS.
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