Timmy Mallet

What is Timmy Mallet?


1.

a crazy mother fucker

ignore him, he's a timmy mallet

See tipsy

2.

Childrens TV presenter much loved by Tommy Boyd.

You love timmy mallet

See crawford

3.

A man you would not leave near your children.

Look at the camera and go bleearrrghh!


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