Timmy Mallet

What is Timmy Mallet?

1.

a crazy mother fucker

ignore him, he's a timmy mallet

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2.

Childrens TV presenter much loved by Tommy Boyd.

You love timmy mallet

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3.

A man you would not leave near your children.

Look at the camera and go bleearrrghh!

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