Timmy's Trousers

What is Timmy's Trousers?

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Describes that sinking feeling when you wake up in the morning after a drunken night out and you see a pair of camouflage combats lying on the floor and you just know your back door has been busted by another man

Jason: How'd ya go last night Lloydy?

Lloyd: Dont ask mate, woke up this morning with Timmy's Trousers

Jason: Fuckin Oath how do you feel about that?

Lloyd: Not good but I've had worse, at least he trims his hedge

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