Tina Knowles

What is Tina Knowles?


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1. Menopause personified.

2. Beyonce's mother; a woman that resembles a sun-dried, manic-depressive lion.

3. How Beyonce will look thirty years from now, so she better enjoy her youthful, healhty appearance while she still has it.

1. My mom used to be a sweet, loving woman like Claire Huxtable. But eversince she hit 50, suffered hot flashes, screams for no reason and never smile...now she's a Tina Knowles.

2. Tina Knowles' face burns the corneas of my eyeballs.

See hag, lion, safari


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