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A Martial Artists who prefers to perfect his forms (such as Katas and Poomsaes) instead of actually learning how to fight, by sparring.
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A sexual fetish for the touching of people's heads-- especially bald heads.
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No one quite knows how it began, but a goldfish attached itself to a "ZOMG" during the great "ZOMG!" wars in #nippon..