Tingly Dick

What is Tingly Dick?

A devastating medical condition specific to men that once it strikes leaves the victim incapacitated and incapable of doing anything.

No known cure but time.

You know, when you're like on the couch and it's like "Damn, I've got tingly dick. Well I'm not going anywhere now."

See dick, tingly, incapacitated, couch

Quote Sick

1. To pretend or fake being sick in order to escape school, work, or other activity. Bob was Quote Sick today, so he shall not be present ..

Jeezass

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Zilch

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