Tiny Grasshopper

What is Tiny Grasshopper?

A person who is still in the learning stage of something.

Funny when you use it in pseudo asian/zen-like way.

Student: "I don't understand how to do this freaking math problem!"

Tutor: "You are still just a tiny grasshopper..."

See grasshopper, tiny, zen, asian

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