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Writer, director, actor. Created Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Jersey Girl and a Clerks cartoon ..
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Oh my God! What the fuck are you talking about?
Them: You know why they make 40 oz beers?
You: No, why?
Them: So midgets can't c..
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when you sit down on the bus and an unsuspecting stranger goes to sit down beside you and you suddenly stick your thumb up under him.
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