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The sensation that your phone is vibrating against your leg even when it's not in your pocket.
Dude, why are you touching yourself..
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When you shit and your ass acts more like a pressure washer than a soft serve ice cream machine.
Ever time I eat taco bell I get a bad ..
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An adjective describing one who is pro at not getting fucked.
"I've never seen someone so counterprofucktive; he'll neve..
