What is Tipping The Valet?
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Whenever a hooker has a string of anal beads ripped violently from her ass, she may poop a bit.
John wanted to prove he was an animal in their first encounter, so he bit the string and yanked on Anna's ass beads like he was cranking a John Deere. He came up with gobs of shit on his face...Anna was guilty of tipping the valet.
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Random Words:
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Someone who collects fecal matter.
My sister is such a turtle herder, she's always digging around in that cat box.
See fart monge..
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To put off blogging because you are suffering from blogger's block.
I have nothing to blog about, so I'll just blogcrastinate..
