Tipping The Valet

What is Tipping The Valet?


1.

Whenever a hooker has a string of anal beads ripped violently from her ass, she may poop a bit.

John wanted to prove he was an animal in their first encounter, so he bit the string and yanked on Anna's ass beads like he was cranking a John Deere. He came up with gobs of shit on his face...Anna was guilty of tipping the valet.

See chocolate factory


10

Random Words:

1. A man that lives in the country and has the typical trappings such as truck, boat, tractor, a car that won't run, and deer wanderin..
1. The conscious abstention from masturbation in an effort to make future acts of sex more intense and pleasurable. Can be used as adjectiv..
1. A play on words (created by one Jon Stewart) which serves on The Daily Show as a reoccuring update on the War in Iraq. The term originat..