Tipping The Valet

What is Tipping The Valet?


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Whenever a hooker has a string of anal beads ripped violently from her ass, she may poop a bit.

John wanted to prove he was an animal in their first encounter, so he bit the string and yanked on Anna's ass beads like he was cranking a John Deere. He came up with gobs of shit on his face...Anna was guilty of tipping the valet.

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