Tipsiosity

What is Tipsiosity?


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Tipsiosity is a measure of how drunk a person is; it can either be measured in bottles (e.g 9 bottles) or in Staggers (e.g 8 Staggers)- a bottle being a bottle drunk by the person, and a Stagger being when the person in question stumbles or falls.

"Man, she is wasted- she has a Tipsiosity of 8 Staggers!"

"Hee hee hee....I've drank so, so much.....I'm at like, 9! bottles of Tipsiosity.....did I ever tell you you're my bestestestest friend?"

See alcohol, drunk, pissed


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