Tired As A Cactus

What is Tired As A Cactus?


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A cross between "I'm tired as a cunt" and "I'm cactus" Originated in South Australia

Bloke 1: G'day cobber, how was work mate?

Bloke 2: It was bloody shithouse. I'm tired as a cactus

See cactus, tired, fucked, bloke, gday


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